the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

x

the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

x

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

(Source: galaxieirwin)

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

image

the-soda-tab-collector:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

*college kids laughing with tears in their eyes and eating ramen*

There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold.

Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn  (via bonhivers)

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

did-you-kno:

A Pit Bull named Sharky has more animal friends than the average dog. He hangs out in the pool with little chicks, lounges with iguanas, has staring contests with roosters, and takes care of baby bunnies.  Source

did-you-kno:

A Pit Bull named Sharky has more animal friends than the average dog. He hangs out in the pool with little chicks, lounges with iguanas, has staring contests with roosters, and takes care of baby bunnies. Source

endless-pursuitof-fish:

flogrown-belle:

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this


If they don’t know what this is they’re to young for you…

So many bad things were downloaded on this. Intentionally as well as unintentionally! Lol

endless-pursuitof-fish:

flogrown-belle:

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

If they don’t know what this is they’re to young for you…

So many bad things were downloaded on this. Intentionally as well as unintentionally! Lol

(Source: lavagoth)

majiinboo:

image

This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ain’t this straight.

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

(Source: patarnon)